'Sup slut?

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My ex from last summer, Dave, just called. I sometimes refer to him in stories as my punk rock sex toy. He said that he was looking for a new summer mistress, asking if I had any recommendations. He knows that I am happily involved, but wanted to know if I could give him any leads.

I called him a slut, and he half agreed. He says that it's better to find a girl he can have a good time with over the summer who knows the situation is casual, than to sleep around or -- even worse, delude a girl into thinking it's serious. I had to agree. It might not be wholesome, but at least it's honest.